Here is the real transcript of Hillary Clinton’s inteview:
I really wish I were anywhere but here but I have been instructed by the DNC to encourage my voters to vote for Barack Obama, who will be the next president of the United States (of Neptune.)
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Well, I just started out with a great breakfast with the New York delegation, whom won’t have the opportunity to vote for me at the convention because well – they voted for me.
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I’m on my way to the Hispanic caucus, where I hope to find Bill Richardson and kick him in the groin.
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Well, I’m looking forward to seeing a lot of old and new backstabbers at the convention and telling them where to go and how to get there.
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I’m also looking forward to making history when we nominate Senator Obama (speaking his name as quickly as possible so as not to taste the syllables.) It will be a wonderful night – if this were a Disney movie and not reality.
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I really appreciate Senator Obama and his campaign working me over so closely at our meeting behind the Greasy Chicken Cafe in Denver – though the brass-knuckles were kind of unnecessary!
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I just hope that we have the opportunity to do what is traditionally done in an election – like letting people vote. (Like that’s gonna happen!)
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Of course, we’ll have a great night when Senator Obama gives his speech at Invesco Field. (Hopefully it will be the last time, I’ll have to pretend to like him.)
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I’m really getting a kick out of John McCain using my ads and saying the things I couldn’t.
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I’m Hillary Clinton and I don’t approve of this convention (a four day painful infomercial that is nauseating to watch, let alone participate in.)
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See you in 2012!
