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Politics is Comedy

John McCain’s comedy routine at last night’s Alfred E. Smith Dinner.

Barack Obama roasting Senator McCain and poking fun at himself.

I wrote this little skit a few weeks ago about Bill Clinton’s less than ecstatic support of Barack Obama, but didn’t publish it; however after last night’s comedy routines by McCain and Obama, which was very refreshing, I thought – “What the hay!”

Bill Clinton on Obama, McCain and Palin

I think Barack Obama is on the right track and has a potential for greatness, say in the year 2020 – unless Chelsea plans to run then.

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I’ll do anything Barack asks me to do after the Jewish holidays, after the great American holiday celebrating Columbus’ arrival to the new world on October 13th and Halloween.  November 2nd is a Sunday and November 3rd I have a dental appointment but anytime after November 4th I’ll be at his disposal.

John McCain is an honorable man whom I admire and trust greatly.  He appeals to Independents and Democrats.  I think he’s a swell guy and I can see why people would want to vote for him.  He really is awesome in every way I can think of.  He’s wonderful and did I say I admire him and think he’s a great leader.  I can certainly understand, believe me I can, understand why Democrats would want to vote for him – and I wouldn’t fault them for it.  Not one little bit!

Sarah Palin has great appeal and I understand why she is so hot with the people.  I wouldn’t blame Hillary’s female supporters for liking her.  I mean she’s a lot like Hillary, if you discount all their many political differences.  Believe me, she turns me on a lot like Hillary once did too.

We Like it Hot, Hot, Hot!

Recently Bill Clinton was quoted as saying, “I get why she’s hot“, regarding Sarah Palin.   There’s no point denying it…Sarah Palin is Hot!

I’m on fire—Man I’m on fire—Feeling hot hot hot
Forget the Democratic Party – I’m feeling hot, hot, hot
If she were a shoe – I’d like to be a sock, sock, sock
Barack who? – With a gal like this!
She’s too neat – I can’t resist
Man, oh, man — She’s hot, hot, hot!

Ok, that’s really bad!  But Bill Clinton referring to a woman as ‘hot’ just brings back too many old memories.  Does anybody really think Bill and Hillary are going to be voting for Obama?  This has to be one of the most obnoxious songs ever written but it fits!